hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
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intergalacticbootycall:

when u see a horde of white twinks in the club

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tropius:

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lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli  (via t-h-e-w-i-l-d-ones)

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lincecumownsmyheart:

Caption:MIAMI, FL - JULY 18: Catcher Buster Posey #28 (R) of the San Francisco Giants chats with Pitcher Madison Bumgarner #40 prior to playing against the Miami Marlins at Marlins Park on July 18, 2014 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)