• mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
• me: ok
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: mom where are you please
• me: mom please the line is moving fast
• me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
• employee: next
• me:
• employee:
• me: faints

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