- me: i want to lose weight.
- me: i want to be skinny.
- me: i want skinny legs.
- me: i want a flat stomach.
- me: i want to be thin.
- me: *sees Mcdonalds*
- me: yolo
When that one friend who never has anything intelligent to say actually says something intelligent…
(Source: shutyourface09, via heckyeahzaynmalik)
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
(via trolllinginthedeep)
